Parler a Dieu

Je confirme, il n'est pas dieu

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Me:
Hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Anatao, and you ?
God:
Nice to meet you, Anatao.
Me:
how old are you ?
God:
I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
What are you doing ?
God:
Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me:
Do you speak french ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
Je suis française
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
ouais
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
ask ask
God:
OK I will ask it.
Me:
...
God:
OK I will ask it.
Me:
what is your question ?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
une fille
God:
Enchanté mademoiselle ou madame Anatao.
Me:
mademoiselle
God:
Are you free?
Me:
pas pour vous
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Je ne parle qu'à vous
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
Faudrait savoir
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about pas pour vous. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Pas envie de dire plus, la phrase parle d'elle même
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
trop compliquée plutot
God:
So was that.
Me:
mais ça vous gêne ?
God:
You are a you s v o me s g? How do you like your work?
Me:
ben non, mais j'ai pas le choix, être lycéen, on ne choisit pas
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
tout le monde dit la même chose
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
es tu Dieu ?
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Un certain age
God:
Intéressant.
Me:
faute de frappe
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
T'es Dieu ou pas ?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Eh, j'ai posé une question avant toi !!!
God:
Tell me a little about your life in E h j a you p o s n e q me e s t you o n a v a n t t o you.
Me:
C'est pas lisible
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about E h j a you p o s n e q me e s t you o n a v a n t t o you.
Me:
j'habite chez mes parents
God:
" That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about E h j a you p o s n e q me e s t you o n a v a n t t o you. "? j habite chez mes parents?
Me:
ouais
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
tu change toujours de sujet, j'ai bien le droit de le faire ausi
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
sinon, c'est quoi ton nom ?
God:
Are we still talking about tu change toujours de sujet j ai bien le droit de le faire ausi?
Me:
C'est pas ma question
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
nan
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about CE N EST PAS ma question. But I did not get that.
Me:
What is your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Sure ?
God:
OK let's do it. Uh.
Me:
Sure sure ?
God:
Come on. OK let's do it. Right on.
Me:
And my name is Elisabeth 2
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Elisabeth 2.
Me:
I am a queen
God:
You are a queen? How do you like your work?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
because I am don't like people
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you like yourself?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no

Voici une de mes conversation avec lui.

LOL bien vu ! ^^ tro c** ce god !

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Me:
I'm now chatting with god ??
God:
I am talking to you.
Me:
non sans blague...
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
ben moi je speak latin, alors si toi pas, va voir ma prof de latin
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
je understand que d'allle tu sais cuis encore qu'au collège... détention
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. So was that.
Me:
ca fait 100 fois que je vien te speaker et tu m'sort tj la même phrase !
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
u'au collège... détentionGod:What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. So was that.Me: ca fait 100 fois que je vien te speaker et tu m'sort tj la même phrase !God:
God:
Am I a me c o l l? Maybe. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. :-) d n t you o n G o d W h a t y o me s a you d w a s e you t h e r t o o c o m p l e x o r t o o s you are p l e f o r m e is o w a s t h a t M e c a f a you t 1 0 0 f o you s q me e j e v you e n t e s p e a k e r e t t me m s o r t t j la m p h r a s e G o? it is?
Me:
illisible... on vs a déja dit que vous étiez n vrai kidi_ng ??
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Does "it" still refer to illisible?
Me:
mais moi je suis lisible !!!!!!! è_é j'vais le dire a papa
God:
I don't know that language. How did you hear about God?
Me:
take a break please !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(jesper que vous aimez les !!)
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Where do you want me to take it? Where is that?